Ever hear of a werewolf that was allergic to dogs? Or how about a vampire that LOVES garlic bread? These are just two of the many hilarious stories within Spooky Tales From the Story Weaver.
Written by Andy Keats—a pen name shared by two genuine spooky-story lovers—this first book in the trilogy turns middle-school mishaps into supernatural adventures. It’s clever, funny, and just the right amount of creepy for kids who love to laugh while they shiver.
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Welcome to the Timeless Terminal
The stories unfold inside the mysterious Timeless Terminal, where the enigmatic Station Master acts as our ghostly guide through ten connected tales of ghosts, ghouls and more.
Think Goosebumps meets Stranger Things, but with more heart, humor, and friendship. You’ll meet a vampire who fails his school test miserably, a ghost who takes “ghostwriting” way too literally, and even a lonely scarecrow who just wants a friend.
And for careful readers, there are hidden connections linking all ten stories—like puzzle pieces that snap together as the book unfolds.

Why Kids Love This Series
There’s a reason readers everywhere are climbing aboard the Timeless Terminal. Andy Keats has figured out the magic formula for tween storytelling:
- Snarky and relevant humor that keeps kids laughing.
- Surprising heart that sneaks in empathy and courage.
- Just-right scares that make kids feel brave, not terrified.
Each short, self-contained adventure feels like a mini-movie—quick, funny, and satisfyingly spooky.
Kids can read one before bed, at a campfire, or even during a car trip and still want to close their eyes at the end of the day.
It’s ideal for ages 8–12, especially those who’ve outgrown picture books but aren’t ready for full-on horror. I was even able to read some of the stories to my 5 year old!
Even reluctant readers will stay hooked thanks to the fast pacing, funny dialogue, and bite-sized chapters.
The Humor: Sharp, Silly, and Totally Tween-Approved
Andy Keats’s humor lands right in that sweet spot between goofy and smart. There are talking objects with sass, cafeteria food with questionable motives, and plenty of moments that will make both kids and parents laugh.
It’s spooky without nightmares, weird without confusion, and fast without feeling rushed. Kids will love the absurdity; adults will appreciate the clever wordplay and nostalgic nods to classic spooky shows.
With every story I was brought back to my middle school days on some level. The relatable protagonists will make your kid feel like they are reading about their life with a Halloween twist.
What Makes This Book Extra Special
Beyond the ten stories, Spooky Tales from the Story Weaver includes some seriously fun bonuses that make it feel like more than just a book—it’s an experience.
- 🎧 Free audiobook: Great for bedtime, road trips, or reluctant readers who prefer listening.
- 🎲 Two bonus games: Creature Creation Station and And Then: The Game turn the stories into interactive fun.
- ✨ Confidence-building thrills: Kids feel brave as they face the spooky moments and laugh their way through them.
It’s rare to find a book that entertains, empowers, and engages like this one.
For Parents: Why You’ll Love It Too
As a mom who’s read more bedtime stories than I can count, I truly appreciate a book that’s as enjoyable for me as it is for my kids.
Spooky Tales from the Story Weaver checks all the boxes: it’s clean, clever, and full of humor that adults will appreciate too.
It also delivers subtle life lessons—about facing fears, showing kindness, and embracing the things that make us different. The scares build confidence instead of nightmares, and the heartwarming endings leave kids smiling.
Honestly, this is the kind of book parents secretly keep reading after the kids fall asleep. (Not that I did that. Ahem.)
Final Thoughts: All Aboard the Spooky Fun
Spooky Tales from the Story Weaver is everything you want in a spooky tween book—laughs, thrills, and a touch of heart.
It’s perfect for Halloween reading, campfire storytelling, or cozy nights under a blanket with a flashlight. What a great Christmas present for a spooky genre lover!
With ten connected stories, clever humor, and that mysterious Timeless Terminal tying it all together, this book is more than a collection of ghost stories—it’s a passport to courage and creativity.
So grab your ticket, buckle up, and get ready for the ride. Just… maybe keep an eye out for some mayhem that is bound to happen.
⭐ Rating: 5 / 5 Spooky Stars
Best For: Ages 8–12, reluctant readers, and families who love funny-scary stories.
Perfect Occasions: Bedtime reading, Halloween season, classroom book clubs, or road-trip listening.
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